UPDATE : Thank you to all for your many messages/offers......we are considering some possible options & will be in touch soon.....we're not looking for single guys that only send one liners - you must have something more about you to 'spark' our interest.....also don't bother wasting your time constantly 'winking' or messaging without pics & a profile THESE WILL BE DELETED. I'm in a very hot & horny, loving relationship....but...
Yes I know i got a couple of profiles but it's this 1 I'm using.. I like having fun love 69s x I enjoyed giving deep throat. I Like it outside especially when it's warm being bent over a bonnet. Mmmmm,. Bigger the better.. please call me Jo.No I don't like cock up my arse (sorry if this offends anyone).
Looking for something casual.
Serious about meeting people. Prefer clicking of minds then everything else progresses from there.
Married men, someone younger or long distance, as lovely as you may be, aren't really what I'm looking for.
In summary looking for someone I get along with and find irresistible, to do adventorous and enticing things with.
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I am just a worthless liar, i am just an imbacile, i will only complicate you, trust in me and fall as well..... aint this just a barrel of fukkin laffs..... sigh* lookin for just one man to rock my world.... must make me laff till i piss myself.....ignore my bad singing.....and tolerate my two staffies farting......hahaha who's fukkin brave or stoopid enuff?
I do not have night life and never go to clubs and hardly go to bars. I love romance but it is too hard to guess what will happen..
What kind of friend am I looking for?
-IF YOU
are older than 35 younger than 55,
are intelligent and who does believe in quality more than quantity -means that a gentleman who wants to see a lady on a regular...
I am 31 year old bbw married woman. My hubby loves to watch me be fucked by hung males and I especially love BBC! My favourite is rough, hard and dirty sex with spanking, slapping and throat holding! You need to be dominant and confident and happy for my hubby to watch while you perform ;) I don't like Anal or water sports but most other things are good. I...
Hi I'm a hot bloody 43 year old, I have a good appetite & I love nearly all aspects of sex.I'm not looking for loads off one offs, looking to find a regular friend.
My likes are oral, given & receiving, massage, a bit of role play, outdoor meets, indoor meets. I can meet during day, term time. I love a good banta Pryer to meeting, gets the juices going...
Hello
I'm a bubbly full figured lady in a long term relationship (not looking to change this) which is lacking in passion and therefore am looking for someone to have some fun sexy times with. Would prefer to find a regular 'friend with benefits' as I think its becomes better as you get to know each other,
Due to my current relationship status I am only able to meet daytimes...
Intelligent, pretty,sexy, petite but curvy brunette seeks professional, good looking confident man to stimulate me mentally and drive me crazy in bed or wherever else he wants! I'm very feminine in how I dress and adore pretty sexy dresses and heels so want a man who appreciates that and who also loves kissing. I'm not looking for one night stands. Like a man who make me smile too and I...
Hi guys...
So a little about me...
Tall,slim,long blonde hair...
I look and behave younger than my age...Although that doesn't mean that you will find me lying in a gutter totally bladdered with my skirt around my ears on a Saturday night.
So..what am i looking for you ask?
Well for a start definitely not one offs...I would like to meet one guy initially for lunch or a drink and...
Hi my name is debbie. Im looking for fun nights outs and adult company.i want most of all enjoy myself and have fun, I have got a really good sense of humour and not much shocks me! I am looking for chemistry and will not jump into bed with just anyone. I WILL NOT MEET YOU AT THE DROP OF A HAT SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME TO, I WILL...
Open minded, sociable, easy going, tactile, naughty... Single lady looking for like minded person of similar age to enjoy fun times. 5.4 tall, size 12-14. If you're looking for skinny, then keep looking lol. Like pushing the boundaries and seeing where it takes me..lol. Enjoy roleplay and a bit of Dom/Sub and most things except pain. And neither am I interested in a long succession of one night stands. Happy...
Hi I'm a hot, horny, hottie looking for a man to satisfy my voracious sexual appetite. I love experimenting in the bedroom and other places too. In fact the more sex the better as far as I'm concerned... any time, any place, any where... as the saying goes. Drop me a line and let's arrange to get at it today.
Please read this carefully before messaging me... If you are married or over 45, chances are I'm not going to be interested, so please don't bombard me with messages if I don't reply. This leads me to begging messages, please don't keep messaging if I don't reply. That's being said:- I'm 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes with a curvy figure and a 40D chest. I'm looking for someone genuine, and...
im looking to explore my sexuality and try new things, im fun, adventurous, and have a great personality, im a larger lady, and im new to being bi and like to explore s and m roles and bdsm not into it heavily though just curious and want to find out more about it. im looking for swingers as recently been introduced to swinging parties, couples as a threesome or foursome...
Hi guys
Welcome to my profile, though limited at present, watch this space!!!, all shall be revealed soon...ermm, well not quite all:) x x
VACANCY - PUPPY TRAINER REQUIRED
QUALIFICATIONS - Good looking, sane, numerous.....erm scratch that, ...humourous GUY!!
DUTIES - Responsible for looking after two playful puppies and their owner. Adhoc duties will involve providing them with company as and when needed, on a regular basis.
The successful candidate...